Comments for The Boo Box http://theboobox.net Is this real life?! Fri, 27 Jan 2012 00:51:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Comment on The Polk County Redemption and The Worst Halloween Ever by Can’t. Stop. Laughing. | The Boo Box http://theboobox.net/2010/11/the-polk-county-redemption-and-the-worst-halloween-ever/#comment-2551 Can’t. Stop. Laughing. | The Boo Box Fri, 27 Jan 2012 00:51:06 +0000 http://theboobox.net/?p=1169#comment-2551 [...] overdose.  Look, everything I know about guns and the police is from movies and video games and one imprudent decision to drive after a few beers one time, so maybe I’m wrong, but I was under the impression that “bullet holes” in regards to a human [...] [...] overdose.  Look, everything I know about guns and the police is from movies and video games and one imprudent decision to drive after a few beers one time, so maybe I’m wrong, but I was under the impression that “bullet holes” in regards to a human [...]

]]> Comment on Girlfriend Application by The Boo Box http://theboobox.net/girlfriend-application/#comment-2162 The Boo Box Thu, 20 Oct 2011 02:04:52 +0000 http://theboobox.net/#comment-2162 I wrote this almost 4 years ago and was thinking about doing an updated one soon, so it's cool that someone submitted. Good answers. I've only had one other person fill it out, and they included drawings of unicorns and a cat blowing me. So you're only the second one, unless you're the first and you're just doing it again. #13: U MAD? I know how periods work, ho. I was just playin' around. You don't listen to Loveline at 12 years old and not learn more about contraceptives than some people twice my age. #18: No, I was just checking. It's funny you want to be anon, since I pretty much know who this is based on my internet triangulation skills and the fact that you suck at masking your writing style. So yeah, you win. Let's hang. I wrote this almost 4 years ago and was thinking about doing an updated one soon, so it’s cool that someone submitted. Good answers. I’ve only had one other person fill it out, and they included drawings of unicorns and a cat blowing me. So you’re only the second one, unless you’re the first and you’re just doing it again.

#13: U MAD? I know how periods work, ho. I was just playin’ around. You don’t listen to Loveline at 12 years old and not learn more about contraceptives than some people twice my age.
#18: No, I was just checking.

It’s funny you want to be anon, since I pretty much know who this is based on my internet triangulation skills and the fact that you suck at masking your writing style. So yeah, you win. Let’s hang.

]]> Comment on Girlfriend Application by HOTTIE http://theboobox.net/girlfriend-application/#comment-2161 HOTTIE Tue, 18 Oct 2011 05:49:33 +0000 http://theboobox.net/#comment-2161 1. Anon, for now. 2. 69 3. Female, duh. 4. No. 5. Muscle n Flo by Menomena because it makes me feel like I might actually accomplish something, which is nice. 6. I don’t LOVE it, but I watch it sometimes. I’ve made a few. 7. Not particularly, but I like Dusty Springfield (does that count?) 8. Unfortunately, I’m unable to bend in such a way. But you could tell me, right? ;) 9. I’ve never played the Sims. 10. Well, on the topic of belly buttons, I hate having my belly button poked. It feels like the most strangely horrifying thing, but it’s near impossible to describe. There are probably many other things too, but it’s difficult for me to express them as I don’t find most things about me to be weird. 11. Annie Hall. I feel a strong personal connection to both main characters and their relationship seems to mirror my life in many ways. And once, after lending this movie to a friend he said to me “I understand exactly why you love this movie. Cuz you’re Annie”, which made me smile. 12. I would like to have the ability to travel as much as I would like and hopefully someone to travel with me who isn’t a tard. I would like to one day be a mother and I would like to eat an oyster. I would like to move away from where I currently live and establish myself somewhere else, though I would like to eventually come back here. 13. First, I would like to say that aside from your mother and your sister, I doubt that you have come in close contact (lived with) any woman, especially not one your age. All women’s periods are different and due to hormones in contraceptive pills, IUD’s, etc., many women experience very short periods. For example, my monthly periods are only 3 days out of the month. Secondly, I think it’s a sign of respect and maturity to at least use the proper term and acknowledge that, yes, this does happen. It’s not like we asked for this to happen to us, we can’t control it, just like you boys can’t control your boners at inappropriate times. And lastly, maybe if you gave girls presents when necessary and weren’t so dicky about their periods, they wouldn’t be so mean to you while they’re on theirs. Just sayin. Oh, if you couldn’t tell, my answer is NO, I’m not okay with pretending this doesn’t happen. Sorry if that sounded mean, I’m just being honest. 14. NOPE. 15. MY TITZ. Just kidding, but not to some, they’re pretty nice. I’m fairly average, though I’ve been told I have lovely eyes. And titz, duh. 16. Well, I guess this is hypothetical because I would think that after receiving my application you would be the one to ask me on a date, in which case, proper dating etiquette dictates that you would be the one to plan it. BUT, it would be nice to go to a park and do something fun like swing or climb trees and then have food somewhere. I don’t know, I usually let boys plan dates. 17. Some of them yes, some of them are the sort of thing that mom would find funny (not funny). 18. No. Do you? 19. This isn’t a real question. But on the note below this, I like your sass. But you should know that I will do the same shit to you and we should both understand right off the bat that no matter how cute and charming we think we are, we probably won’t clean up after one another. I, too, am quite a slob and I don’t have a problem with it. In fact, I prefer the company of messy people because it makes me feel better about my own uncleanliness. 20. UR PEN15 DUH. Now, I have a question…how many people have actually filled out this survey? p.s. pic 4 pic… 1. Anon, for now.
2. 69
3. Female, duh.
4. No.
5. Muscle n Flo by Menomena because it makes me feel like I might actually accomplish something, which is nice.
6. I don’t LOVE it, but I watch it sometimes. I’ve made a few.
7. Not particularly, but I like Dusty Springfield (does that count?)
8. Unfortunately, I’m unable to bend in such a way. But you could tell me, right? ;)
9. I’ve never played the Sims.
10. Well, on the topic of belly buttons, I hate having my belly button poked. It feels like the most strangely horrifying thing, but it’s near impossible to describe. There are probably many other things too, but it’s difficult for me to express them as I don’t find most things about me to be weird.
11. Annie Hall. I feel a strong personal connection to both main characters and their relationship seems to mirror my life in many ways. And once, after lending this movie to a friend he said to me “I understand exactly why you love this movie. Cuz you’re Annie”, which made me smile.
12. I would like to have the ability to travel as much as I would like and hopefully someone to travel with me who isn’t a tard. I would like to one day be a mother and I would like to eat an oyster. I would like to move away from where I currently live and establish myself somewhere else, though I would like to eventually come back here.
13. First, I would like to say that aside from your mother and your sister, I doubt that you have come in close contact (lived with) any woman, especially not one your age. All women’s periods are different and due to hormones in contraceptive pills, IUD’s, etc., many women experience very short periods. For example, my monthly periods are only 3 days out of the month. Secondly, I think it’s a sign of respect and maturity to at least use the proper term and acknowledge that, yes, this does happen. It’s not like we asked for this to happen to us, we can’t control it, just like you boys can’t control your boners at inappropriate times. And lastly, maybe if you gave girls presents when necessary and weren’t so dicky about their periods, they wouldn’t be so mean to you while they’re on theirs. Just sayin. Oh, if you couldn’t tell, my answer is NO, I’m not okay with pretending this doesn’t happen. Sorry if that sounded mean, I’m just being honest.
14. NOPE.
15. MY TITZ. Just kidding, but not to some, they’re pretty nice. I’m fairly average, though I’ve been told I have lovely eyes. And titz, duh.
16. Well, I guess this is hypothetical because I would think that after receiving my application you would be the one to ask me on a date, in which case, proper dating etiquette dictates that you would be the one to plan it. BUT, it would be nice to go to a park and do something fun like swing or climb trees and then have food somewhere. I don’t know, I usually let boys plan dates.
17. Some of them yes, some of them are the sort of thing that mom would find funny (not funny).
18. No. Do you?
19. This isn’t a real question. But on the note below this, I like your sass. But you should know that I will do the same shit to you and we should both understand right off the bat that no matter how cute and charming we think we are, we probably won’t clean up after one another. I, too, am quite a slob and I don’t have a problem with it. In fact, I prefer the company of messy people because it makes me feel better about my own uncleanliness.
20. UR PEN15 DUH.

Now, I have a question…how many people have actually filled out this survey?

p.s. pic 4 pic…

]]> Comment on SYBER FORCE No. 15 ~ Fuck. You. by Noah Tournier http://theboobox.net/2011/08/syber-force-no-15-fuck-you/#comment-2061 Noah Tournier Tue, 30 Aug 2011 08:43:39 +0000 http://theboobox.net/?p=1502#comment-2061 No problemo home dogg. No problemo home dogg.

]]> Comment on Ladies? by Blake ferrin http://theboobox.net/2011/07/ladies/#comment-2059 Blake ferrin Tue, 30 Aug 2011 02:31:57 +0000 http://theboobox.net/?p=1465#comment-2059 You’d just as soon kiss a Wookie? I can arrange that. beautiful reference man...beautiful... You’d just as soon kiss a Wookie? I can arrange that.

beautiful reference man…beautiful…

]]> Comment on SYBER FORCE No. 15 ~ Fuck. You. by The Boo Box http://theboobox.net/2011/08/syber-force-no-15-fuck-you/#comment-2055 The Boo Box Sat, 27 Aug 2011 03:08:01 +0000 http://theboobox.net/?p=1502#comment-2055 Thanks, yo. Thanks, yo.

]]> Comment on SYBER FORCE No. 15 ~ Fuck. You. by Noah Tournier http://theboobox.net/2011/08/syber-force-no-15-fuck-you/#comment-2047 Noah Tournier Thu, 25 Aug 2011 03:29:46 +0000 http://theboobox.net/?p=1502#comment-2047 I just went through all the Syber Force posts that were posted before, and I must say. Fucking. Awesome. Other than this stupid piece of shit, obviously. I just went through all the Syber Force posts that were posted before, and I must say. Fucking. Awesome. Other than this stupid piece of shit, obviously.

]]> Comment on SYBER FORCE No. 15 ~ Fuck. You. by Devin http://theboobox.net/2011/08/syber-force-no-15-fuck-you/#comment-2033 Devin Fri, 19 Aug 2011 00:45:39 +0000 http://theboobox.net/?p=1502#comment-2033 Lollololol Lollololol

]]> Comment on About by Aline Riva http://theboobox.net/about/#comment-1861 Aline Riva Fri, 15 Jul 2011 12:20:03 +0000 http://theboobox.net/#comment-1861 I read your story The Reckoning and I thought it was god - I'm afan fiction writer who writes HA future fics and I wondered, have you ever thought about publishing anything on fan fiction.net? There is a section for Home Alone in theMovies section. Just thought I;d mention it as I was passing through becauseyoure a good fan writer! Myself and a friend are trying to build a fanbase on there - adut writers who make adult fictions, take alook at some of my work and see if you like whatI write and maybe youmight want to publish some of your stuff on FFN? I've done everything tothe wet bandits from marry them to Kevin's mother to slashing the bandits together so theresalot of fiction on there already that might give you an idea of the kind of stuff that we write. Regards, Aline Riva. I read your story The Reckoning and I thought it was god – I’m afan fiction writer who writes HA future fics and I wondered, have you ever thought about publishing anything on fan fiction.net? There is a section for Home Alone in theMovies section. Just thought I;d mention it as I was passing through becauseyoure a good fan writer! Myself and a friend are trying to build a fanbase on there – adut writers who make adult fictions, take alook at some of my work and see if you like whatI write and maybe youmight want to publish some of your stuff on FFN? I’ve done everything tothe wet bandits from marry them to Kevin’s mother to slashing the bandits together so theresalot of fiction on there already that might give you an idea of the kind of stuff that we write. Regards, Aline Riva.

]]> Comment on Steal My Sunshine: A Mixtape by Everybody’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen) | Summer Mixtape Vol.4 | The Boo Box http://theboobox.net/2009/09/steal-my-sunshine-a-mixtape/#comment-1819 Everybody’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen) | Summer Mixtape Vol.4 | The Boo Box Mon, 04 Jul 2011 06:08:51 +0000 http://theboobox.net/?p=670#comment-1819 [...] check out Vol.1, Vol.2, and Vol.3 This entry was posted in Mixtapes. Bookmark the permalink. ← [...] [...] check out Vol.1, Vol.2, and Vol.3 This entry was posted in Mixtapes. Bookmark the permalink. ← [...]

]]>