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The family I’ve been house-sitting for told me that they’ve mentioned to their friends that I am “the best house-sitter ever.” That is such an absurd thing to say.  I mean, what amount of skill does house-sitting involve?  The ability … Continue reading →

[Audio accompaniment] Second Entry – Year 33 ABY:5:4 My research led me from one system to another, and I soon began to unravel a story that went deeper than I could have ever imagined.  From Master Plinkett, I found my … Continue reading →

[NOTE: This is the log of one operative, codenamed TK-421 in his investigation to discover information pertaining to the de-evolution of the Star Wars universe. And most importantly, how and why George Lucas lost his mind in the 20 years … Continue reading →

Really FAFSA? You’re going to make me claim “dependent” until I’m twenty fucking four years old? It might as well be 34, or 44. Either way, I’m a full grown adult who can literally do anything. Except go to college, … Continue reading →

Whoa, look at the time.  One day it’s the beginning of February, then LOST comes on and I black out for a month trying to figure it out, then I pee myself and am weirded out by it, then I … Continue reading →