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I just discovered this file on my computer.  Apparently I wrote it a month ago.  I have no recollection of this, but it’s pretty indicative the quality of my writing lately.  Hence the lack of new posts: I don’t even … Continue reading →

In which I write boner jokes about writing boner jokes on the internet for far too long, and then get really serious out of nowhere and express “feelings” and stuff… Continue reading →

The family I’ve been house-sitting for told me that they’ve mentioned to their friends that I am “the best house-sitter ever.” That is such an absurd thing to say.  I mean, what amount of skill does house-sitting involve?  The ability … Continue reading →

Really FAFSA? You’re going to make me claim “dependent” until I’m twenty fucking four years old? It might as well be 34, or 44. Either way, I’m a full grown adult who can literally do anything. Except go to college, … Continue reading →

Whoa, look at the time.  One day it’s the beginning of February, then LOST comes on and I black out for a month trying to figure it out, then I pee myself and am weirded out by it, then I … Continue reading →