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Ok you guys, I have a really serious question for you… Is it a little bit gay that I’ve been noticing girls’ shoes lately?  Like for the past couple months, every time I see a chick, I do the requisite … Continue reading →

The war has begun. It is no secret that spiders and I have a bit of a history.  But they just straight up made this shit personal.  They have snuck up on me before, but never like this.  This is … Continue reading →

The family I’ve been house-sitting for told me that they’ve mentioned to their friends that I am “the best house-sitter ever.” That is such an absurd thing to say.  I mean, what amount of skill does house-sitting involve?  The ability … Continue reading →

Really FAFSA? You’re going to make me claim “dependent” until I’m twenty fucking four years old? It might as well be 34, or 44. Either way, I’m a full grown adult who can literally do anything. Except go to college, … Continue reading →

In 3 days, LOST will be over for good.  For the more casual fans and those who never understood, it is a welcome end to the endless questions, many of which will never be answered in the show itself.  But … Continue reading →