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Ok friends.  What you are about to watch may be the funniest thing you see all year. It’s a video we had to make in 8th grade religion class with Ms. Weston.  I think the assignment was that someone had … Continue reading →

In which I write boner jokes about writing boner jokes on the internet for far too long, and then get really serious out of nowhere and express “feelings” and stuff… Continue reading →

The following was partially written on October 31st between 4:30 AM and 4:30 PM in cell B-4 of the Polk County Jail.  This fact, and the circumstances surrounding it, will probably shock and disappoint some of you.  Believe me, I’m … Continue reading →

Ok you guys, I have a really serious question for you… Is it a little bit gay that I’ve been noticing girls’ shoes lately?  Like for the past couple months, every time I see a chick, I do the requisite … Continue reading →

The war has begun. It is no secret that spiders and I have a bit of a history.  But they just straight up made this shit personal.  They have snuck up on me before, but never like this.  This is … Continue reading →