SYBER FORCE No. 11 ~ Slinger vs. Striker

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Oh shit! The first Syber Force fight to ever be witnessed first hand is finally here. A;LSKDJFA;LSDKFJ! And it’s between two guys we’ve never even seen before.  We’ll get into the specifics of each guy another time, but first we gotta check this fight out.
It starts off in Biham City…
Ok, I don’t know where the fuck that is. I’ve never seen it before on a map.  Maybe it’s rapper slang for Birmingham, but who knows.  Anyway, this fight gets started with a bang when Striker shoots rattlesnakes out of his eyes THROUGH HIS GLASSES, thus displaying the coolest power I’ve seen in superhero history.  Motherfucker doesn’t even care that he ruined his shades in the process.
Then, we see Slinger run away like the little bitch he is.  I guess I shouldn’t be surprised since he’s not even creative enough to make a unique costume, instead opting for a shitty Spiderman rip off one he got at Target.

This PISSES Striker OFF.  So he uses the second best move in superhero history:  TacTile Telekinesis!
…I wish I knew what that really was, and why it sounds like a tile company or how it differs from regular telekinesis.  But that’s besides the point.  The point is, he catches that asshole Slinger and…well we don’t really see the end of the fight. But it probably involves the rattlesnake-from-the-eyes move again.

Or maybe this wasn’t even a fight at all and just some form of superhero foreplay and they just end up giving each-other blow j’s in the next frame. Their banter IS weirdly playful even though that one dude broke his own glasses with snakes.  I guess we’ll never really know, but weirder shit has happened here, so it’s not that far fetched.

[UPDATE:  Oh shit, I just realized that those aren't rattlesnakes coming out of his eyes.  It's actually Slinger's web hitting his glasses and blinding him.  That's stupid though, and the rattlesnake thing is WAY cooler so let's pretend that it's the snake thing.]

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2 Responses to SYBER FORCE No. 11 ~ Slinger vs. Striker

  1. Bryan says:

    "Well all of the truly upper tier superhero's have tactile telekinesis, there is only so far you can go with just superstrength in terms of usefulness (at a certain point things just break around whatever you are trying to lift or move). Tactile telekinesis has no upper level, and for example with enough power you could move a planet, etc., where you could never do something like that with superstrength alone."

  2. The Boo Box says:

    That…that actually kind of makes sense.

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