Old man status for sure

Woah, 2 posts in 2 days?  When was the last time you saw this here at The Boo Box?  You want to know what happened?  I started expressing myself through 140 character status updates on Facebook for a couple months.  Then I remembered I had shit to do here.

That place gets weird sometimes.

This is gonna be an old-school disjointed post, by the way.  Starting…NOW:

3 things about Edward Scissorhands:

1. The part where Kim says “hold me” and Edward lifts his hands up and says “I can’t” is one of the best parts of any movie ever. And I have to admit it literally makes me tear up every time.

2. I’m glad it was Vincent Price’s last movie. What a note for that dude to go out on.

3. It was probably crazy knowing Anthony Michael Hall as a nerdy kid, then all of a sudden seeing him huge and intimidating.

4. Oh and this scene:

So I guess that’s 4 things.

Moving on.

You know, I thought MTV had hit its lowest point with ’16 And Pregnant’, then they throw a fucking curve ball to the face with ‘Jersey Shore’.  I’m pretty sure there can be nothing lower than this.  I’m serisously trying to imagine something worse, and it just isn’t working.  Being a semi-nerd, I know that message boards all over the internet have been making fun of these types of people for a couple years now.  But then MTV goes and puts these oompa-loompa orange, spikey haired, juiced up guidos in the spotlight.  It makes me want to chop my own dick off.
Ok, I’m done using that expression now.
Speaking of dicks, I named my dick “The Situation” like 4 years ago, so that guy doesn’t even count.

My dad just turned 50.  Old man status for sure.  And all of a sudden he likes the show Desperate Housewives.  What a weirdo.

The longer one plays Modern Warfare 2, the more likely one is to be called “the n-word” by someone else playing.  At first it seems like everybody online is racist.  But it dawned on me a couple days ago that there is almost no racist implications when someone calls someone else “the n-word” in the context of a videogame.  It’s really just a matter of calling someone the most offensive, politically incorrect word possible because they’re pissed that they got killed.  Saying “fuck” is meaningless. Even “fag” is commonplace enough that has no impact.  So instead I get called “nigger” when I pop someone with a grenade launcher.  Think about that for a second.  There are no racial stereotypes depicting black people shooting rifle mounted grenade launchers at everyone.  It’s just an attempt to be as mean as possible…and it works because I cry every time.

Alright everyone, let’s chill the fuck out for a minute.

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