This is the most appropriately named Syber Force character in history. There is no other word to describe a Mortal Kombat pallet-swap ninja with a lazy eye who can’t even pick a color for his suit.
Way to go asshole. What happened to your left shoulder pad? Did you leave it in the same place you left your dignity before leaving the house this morning? You didn’t even bother to wear matching fucking socks. You’re mother and I didn’t raise you like this you ungrateful little shit. You’d better get your act together and fast, or we’re kicking you out of the basement. You’re just a burden at this point. Why can’t you be more like your brother Snow? At least he wears his costume with respect and poise.
Wait…is that…are you fucking crying? Yeah, you would cry, you little faggot. Next thing I know you’ll be putting an earring in one ear. You’d better cut that shit out right now or I’ll GIVE you something to cry about. What’ll it be this time? My belt or my fists?
I knew your mom should have gotten that abortion.
Now go get me another fucking beer.
God I hate you so much.
I remember drawing that in 3rd grade. It was during my mortal kombat phase, so the syber force found themselves in a fighting tounament story arc. For some reason shifter and cougar fought and ran together really fast, thus fusing them both into disaster. Shifter was my Kano eyed shape shifter with evil t-1000 like powers. Cougar is the erased guy in the background with the crazily long headband. He was my scorpion/wolverine character from bryans comic book. That was the first fusion in syber force history, pre-dating dragonball z influence by like 4 or 5 years.
Yeah, I have pictures of Shifter and Cougar that I'm planning on posting. And I haven't even posted any of the DBZ era stuff yet because that was towards the end of the Syber Force. And I like how you still refer to t-1000 as "the evil t-1000".