Monthly Archives: November 2008

‘Twilight’ is Retarded

Have you ever sat there on your couch on some idle Tuesday, maybe eating a whole box of Oreos, and thought to yourself: “God damn. Someone really needs to write a book about a high school chick who’s sort of … Continue reading

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Best Costume Ever Award…

…Goes to me, because I rocked Spagett like a motherfucker and not nobody could touch my beautifully styled hair or marinara smeared face. And for those of you who don’t know the true greatness of Spagett, behold: I know I’ve … Continue reading

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