I tried to eat a pomegranate today and it was delicious, but it also confused the shit out of me. I honestly don’t know how to eat those things. How do you do it? Are the seeds OK to eat? I ate some of the seeds at first, but they tasted weird so I stopped. But then I got lazy and didn’t want to eat around the seeds so I ate them again. If I eat the seeds is a pomegranate plant going to grow inside of me?
At one point, one of the globules of juice squirted me in the eye and it felt kind of funny. Is that poisonous? Is my eye going to fall out? Is “globules” even the correct term, or are they called “fruit packets”?
What is the correct way to open it up? I cut it in half, but is peeling it better? And what about the yellow shit between the fruit packets? Is that edible?
Seriously guys, I feel like a retard asking for help on how to eat a fruit, but this experience fucked me up more than the eating of a fruit ever should. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.