Monthly Archives: February 2008

The Hell

I was not planning on going to the Sasquatch music festival this year, but then I saw the lineup and jizzed my pants. Only it was such an intense orgasm that I then threw up all over myself. It was … Continue reading

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Scary Stories, Page 30

I saw a man at work yesterday who looked exactly like the drawing of Me Tie Dough-ty Walker from Scary Stories. A strange mix of emotions went through me. The first was the obvious fear: “Holy Shit, Me Tie Dough-ty … Continue reading

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Enemies

I’ve been informed recently that I have an enemy. Now, I’m sure there are people who don’t like me because I’ve done or said something idiotic or annoying, but I’ve never actually known of anybody who openly hated me. Until … Continue reading

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