Monthly Archives: October 2007

They Diagnosed Me With Bread Mustache

I have spent the past few days beating and killing sick pinatas because I cannot afford their medical bills. Ok, so I finally caved and bought an xbox 360…and rented Halo 3. I know, let me explain this because I … Continue reading

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If I warn you one more time, you will be blocked

Yo! Everybody! Sit down a minute and lets talk about something. I promise I have WAY more Syber Force to post down the line, and I haven’t forgotten about FoodBlog, but let’s rap old school for a minute. I was … Continue reading

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peeing and boo booing girls

I did this a while ago, but let’s take a look again at some of the keywords people have used in search engines to find my site in the past few months: “don’t even wanna let my nuts out” [this … Continue reading

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You Guys Look Like Harry Potter

The weirdest thing happened to me just now a few minutes ago. I was walking down the sidewalk, and since this is Salem and it’s nighttime, there was only one other guy on the same sidewalk going the opposite direction. … Continue reading

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A Million Boners Later…

Does the Make a Wish Foundation only make wishes come true for sick little kids? Like what if I got “cancer” right now and was laying on my “deathbed” with only “2 weeks to live”. Could I call up the … Continue reading

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