Monthly Archives: May 2007

Fatty KNOWINGLY killed a guy…

AND IT WAS FUCKIN’ AWESOME!!!!!!!! If you didn’t see the season finale of LOST (that shows title can only be written in all caps, anything less is disrespectful of its superiority over every single other show ever made), then you … Continue reading

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Feel your Animality

OK. Spiderman 3 wasn’t as much of a steaming pile of shit as many people would have you believe. It wasn’t like X-Men 3 bad, but there are just some things that make you wonder if they even checked the … Continue reading

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Cody’s Old-Ass-Bitches Pant Emporium

I’ve heard about them before, but I’d never actually seen firsthand one of those semi-trucks that goes driving around a couple times a year with giant pictures of aborted fetus pasted on the side. That is until a couple days … Continue reading

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"he got that nigga in a full nelson!"

I think OPB could really boost viewership of the 18-24 demographic if they aired nature shows with this kind of commentary instead of a boring British guy p.s.are there any funny/stereotypical black people out there who want to be friends … Continue reading

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cinco de drinko

Let’s try to figure something out real quick. 364 days out of the year half of the American population says “Kick those fuckin’ spic’s back over the border and build a wall”. But on Cinco de Mayo, all of a … Continue reading

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