Monthly Archives: March 2007

It’s funny, immediately after giving up and claiming that I have writer’s block, I come up with a bunch of stuff to write about. I just havn’t posted any of it…it’s a secretBut enough about farting and peeing, let’s get … Continue reading →

Just wanted to inform everybody in that there is a black Ford Cobra with the license plate BLK VNM and blasting bad 80s music that exists in Salem. I know because I saw it today and had a weird impulse … Continue reading →

There’s a guy I work with who pees about 3 times during 8 hours of work while I only pee maybe twice in an entire day despite the fact that I drink at least two 20 ounce bottles of water … Continue reading →

I was passing some terrible gas last night. It’s a good thing nobody was around to experience it ’cause I probably could have killed someone. This experience made me realize something about my own farts. Seeing as that I’m half … Continue reading →