Monthly Archives: December 2006

Q: What’s the difference between John Wayne Gacy and Santa Claus? A: John Wayne Gacy will stop at nothing to kill you.

Posted on December 29, 2006 by The Boo Box

So Christmas was pretty awesome as usual. I didn’t really ask for anything but I got the box set of all of the old Planet of the Apes movies which is pretty awesome. For some reason, I really feel like … Continue reading →

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Locker No. 124

Posted on December 19, 2006 by The Boo Box

I know, it’s been a while. But today, I’m going to tell you the main story of why I’m afraid of retarded people. Mostly because I’ve wanted to for a long time, but also because I finally got a search … Continue reading →

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"wait…Mr. Spock? What?! NO!"

Posted on December 4, 2006 by The Boo Box

A couple days ago, I learned some terrible news. I’d like to thank the movie Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan for destroying the misconception I’ve had since I was a kid that Mr. Spock never died. He’s the … Continue reading →

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"He left us?! He LEFT us?!"

Posted on December 1, 2006 by The Boo Box

“That’s NOT what I’m going to do” So my girlfriend came in to work today… You know, the one that was in Jurassic Park. I’ve mentioned her before. I hadn’t seen her for a while so it was kind of … Continue reading →

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