Monthly Archives: July 2006

woah, man. looking up “wikipedia” on wikipedia…talk about a MIND FUCK!

There is an unwritten rule that many people, unfortunately, do not know when it comes to telling jokes. The rule is that you absolutely CANNOT laugh at your own jokes. It makes you look stupid and like your desperate for … Continue reading →

I don’t get angry very often. But let me just vent for a second. HEY, HEY YOU GUY. GUY FROM WORK WHO I’M NOT GOING TO NAME. YEAH. FUCKIN’ A, MAN. DO YOU EVER SHUT UP? I GO ON MY … Continue reading →

Here are a few exciting events of the past week: 1. made friends with a french fry2. got married to a flower3. had a frightening encounter with a serial killer4. wrote a childrens book called “So Many Whales”5. got possessed … Continue reading →

I make fun of the Salem Establishment known as Sip a lot because they’re psycho and still see rock music as if we were still in the 1950s. But they sort of redeemed themselves tonight (or last night…whatever) by having … Continue reading →