Monthly Archives: April 2006

A best pills opportunity

I went to the first Metal show ever at Ike Box this past weekend and it was pretty awesome. I do not consider myself a fan of metal at all. But sometimes it’s fun to go see music thats so … Continue reading

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What if God put dinosaur fossils here on purpose?

The other day at work, I had an interesting and unexpected exchange with another person. It was a busy day, so they had a few people from another store come and work. I was on break along with one of … Continue reading

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Dear "surfer dudes"

Dear “surfer dudes” who live in Oregon, Cut it out. You aren’t fooling anybody. You don’t really go surfing. Everybody who lives here knows the ocean is a constant 38 degrees and that the largest waves reach a maximum of … Continue reading

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Pardon my Bostonish

Ooooo, that’s gotta hoit.Wooooah craaaaazy concept: surfing the entire internet. Can it be done by a single man? I know, it’s mind blowing. If it is possible, it would probably take like 30 years to accomplish, and that’s assuming that … Continue reading

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waking up with a placebo headwound

First of all, the new Flaming Lips album, At War With the Mystics, came out today. So if you talk to me within the next couple weeks, I’ll probably bombard you with statements regarding this band’s super genius powers. That … Continue reading

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