Monthly Archives: March 2006

"War with the Evil Power Master"

I always enjoy it when people who are hardcore republican and pro-Bush tell other people “If you don’t like our president, then LEAVE! We don’t serve your kind here!”* It makes me chuckle to myself because it’s so blatantly ignorant. … Continue reading

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Bonesaw says to burn "black love" incense…

Oh man. Here’s another one for the “why I’m glad that I’m smart” file: I’ll shorten this up a bit but basically, the article was about a girl who was kidnapped 10 years ago at the age of 14 by … Continue reading

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"Let me get back to you when I start urinating on your rug before I kill this juice box”

I don’t know if it’s just me, and if I’m weird or something, but I think is crazy whenever someone is surprised/annoyed when you have to pee a little bit after lunch. This happens to me at work quite often, … Continue reading

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Let it be known that you will perish within The Volcano!…unless you don’t pay me my caaaaash.

I think I should start a religion. A couple days ago, I read an article in the most recent Rolling Stone magazine about Scientology. Holy crap. Those guys are NUTS. After reading that, combined with my observations and research of … Continue reading

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The one, the only, Random-Dressup-Work-Holiday

motherfuckin’ asshole don’t even wanna let my nuts out! It’s been a little while since I’ve done one o’ dees hos. But that last one was taxing on the mind and I’ve also been writing the “super secret” script for … Continue reading

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