So the other day, I was bagging some grosh as I sometimes do at work, when all of a sudden, the couple I was bagging for asked in the softest of tones for some *whisper* condoms. I thought it was funny since thats the first time I’ve heard of anyone buying them at a FUCKING GROCERY STORE. Who does that? Here’s an idea: lets go to the most crowded, noisy most public place ever and try to discreetly buy some rubbers! Anyways, the checker, of course, didn’t hear them the first time so the poor girl had to ask again only louder. After that, none of us said another word to eachother. I mean, it’s kinda obvious what’s gonna go down that night so what can you really say?
Me: so…how’s your day been going…?
Uncomfortable Couple: oh, well, it’s been alright…
Me: …so do you have…like…any plans…for later….(shit)
That’s how to make an uncomfortable situation even more uncomfortable. I don’t know where I’m going with this. Just something that amused me. That along with taste testing long expired health foods today (what the hell is Jerquee?) and the funny drawing on that paper bag and thanksgiving have added up to a pretty good week for Awkward Pants Cody.