Alms For The Poor

Hi there, dear friends. I would like to draw your attention to the shiny new button to the right.  Yeah, that one. The one that says “Donate”.  I’ve been doing this thing for some time now.  There were kids being born when I started this who are failing school already.  So I figured now would be a good time to say thanks, and if you’ve enjoyed some of the things I’ve written or made for this thing here, feel free to toss 1 or 2 or a million bucks into the collection basket to help keep the ship afloat.  Or just tell me to go fuck myself.  Anything and everything is much appreciated.

Also, I just checked my bank account and I have literally zero dollars. So there’s that too.

I ain't sayin' she a gold digger, but she ain't messin' wit me.

Think of the children.

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SUPER! Pockét Mixtape ALPHA ~ Yellow Version

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Remember that time when I made those 3 videogame mixes and said I was gonna make more and then 2 years went by and now it’s today and I finally made another one?  That’s a fun memory.  We had a lot of fun then.  And I mean it this time when I say I’m going to try to work these ones back into the mixtape schedule.
I’ve heard from a few people that these are good to listen to when you’re doing homework, if that’s your thing.  I personally like to listen to them while masturbating with my own lonely tears having mind blowing sex.  So whatever.

Some new games have been released in the past couple years since the last set, so stuff like Scott Pilgrim, Minecraft, Skyrim, and Portal 2 are represented here along with old favorites like Donkey Kong Country 2, Zelda, and the Final Fantasy/Chrono Games (and like I said before, it’s kind of hard to make choices from those games when literally every one of the 60+ choices from each soundtrack is perfect).  There are also some seemingly weird choices like The Smurfs and Waterworld. But don’t hate til you listen, because that’s kind of the fun thing about old games that suck.  The music can sometimes still be incredible.

From indie favorites to flagship blockbusters, 8 bit square waveforms to beautiful orchestrations, this is the real shit.  The stuff that most people often overlook as throwaway entertainment. Child’s play.  A class of music filled with long lost gems, waiting to be rediscovered by the tip of a pixelated diamond pickaxe.

Songs
The Ocean on His Shoulders – Bioshock
Another Winter – Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Arni Village (Home) – Chrono Cross
The Farthest Land – Shadow of the Colossus
Katamaritaino – Katamari Damacy
Bayou Boogie – Donkey Kong Country 2
To Zanarkand – Final Fantasy X
The Swamps – The Smurfs
Sweden (Calm 3) – Minecraft
The Magnetic Tree – Dustforce
Attack 2 – Waterworld
Anna’s Theme – Outlaws
Caverns – Goldeneye 007
Wind Scene – Chrono Trigger
Build 3 – The Sims
Forest – Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
The Streets of Whiterun – Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Ice Cap Zone (Act 1) – Sonic The Hedgehog
Aerith’s Theme [Orchestrated] – Final Fantasy VII
Science Is Fun – Portal 2

[P.S.]
Collect the other versions too:  Red Version, Green Version, and Blue Version

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The Boo Box Podcast #8: Blow Joes

This week, I host by myself because Bryan accidentally choked on a crayon and died.  So I have my friends Aaron and Caleb over (and super secret guest, my sister, Gaby) and for the first half we discuss out of work actors doing interventions, things we’re afraid of, pube grooming, and what it would be like to be black.  And for the second half we resort to watching Saved By The Bell on Netflix while becoming baffled at its political incorrectness.

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No Fucks Given

So last week, I applied on a whim for an internship at an upstart music review website up in Portland.  I immediately got this email back:

Hi Cody,
Wow, definitely the most interesting email I’ve received about the internship so far…which is obviously why I am responding.

I am currently in London for work, but would like to have chat over the phone tomorrow afternoon if you are free around 2pm?  Let me know if this works for you.

Cheers,
Rip

I talked to the dude on the phone on Friday, and just a bit ago I got an email back saying I got it.  It’s unpaid, but it’s an opportunity to help grow something cool.  The most ridiculous part is the fact that I literally didn’t give a fuck about how I came across in my cover letter.  Here it is in its entirety:

Dear Chad,

I’m interested in this internship because writing and music have both been passions of mine since before Ol’ Dirty Bastard interrupted the Grammys and proclaimed that “Wu-Tang is for the children”. I have maintained a blog for the past 6 years (www.theboobox.net) and in the process, have picked up some sweet Photoshop skills.

I have more recently branched out into the world of producing podcasts and music mixes and would love to explore both further.  Yes, most of the stuff I have written involves making fun of made up childhood superheroes, and I know that Home Alone fan-fiction isn’t really what you’re looking for, but I feel my writing abilities and passion for music and entertainment can fill this glass like a warm glove… Wait, that didn’t really make sense, but I think you know what I mean.  You seem like a smart person.

Like the great poet Kanye West once said: “..my music isn’t just music, it’s medicine.” and I truly feel that way about all music.  More importantly, my goal now is to gain experience writing for an online publication and to get something published. I think I’ve got the chops for it.

Sincerely,
W Cody Verburg

So you suckers can keep trying to sound like a good professional employee and shit, but sometimes it pays to just be a human being.

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The Boo Box Podcast #7: Porno Burial Grounds

This week, we welcome Bryan’s girlfriend, Samantha, to hang out and talk about
banging teachers, girls joking about dating me, failing school, and the dawn of internet porn.

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